Do I Have Egg On My Face?
“I realize choosing a white egg over a brown one doesn’t make me a racist. But strangely. I feel bad every time I do.”
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I Gotta Hand It To You
“One sure sign that you’re trying to do too much is that moment when you realize you have way too many items in your hands to use the house key that’s also in your hands.”
The Classy Type
“If we expect to be the classy type; we should no sooner sip from a bidet than urinate in a drinking fountain. Unless, of course, we’re really thirsty or have to pee very badly. Then it would be OK to do so, as long as we look classy doing it.”
I Wonder About This Sometimes
“I wonder sometimes why I feel the wonderment I do while wondering. Then when I’m through wondering. I wonder what my wonderment was all about. And I once again feel the wonderment from my wondering.”
Humor Me
Although I’ve made progress in not being the “funny guy” all the time, I never want to completely stop being one. It’s helped me to see the humor in many circumstances that used to upset me, and I believe that laughter can actually be a healing experience. Today I realize how important it is to … Read more
No One Asked Me But…
“I understand why people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. But what I don’t understand is why anyone would want to live in a glass house to begin with? It sounds like an accident waiting to happen if you ask me.”