Wow That’s Hot
“Wow, was it hot today! It only took a few seconds before I started sweating while watering my wife’s flowers for her. And that was inside with the AC on”
humorous quote
What A Great Accomplishment
“Out of all the things I’ve accomplished so far. Accomplishing that one thing that was so hard for me to accomplish was, perhaps, my greatest accomplishment. It filled me with a wonderful sense of accomplishment. Which in itself, was a great accomplishment.”
Have A Lemonade And A Taco Salad
Inspired by this quote. I thought of one like it after my wife complained about her tacos shells breaking. “When life gives you broken taco shells make a taco salad” I thought it was cute. And she did end up making a taco salad.
This Comes In Handy Sometimes
“I’ve found that not being handy doesn’t make me less of a man. It just means I have to ‘do less’ to please my wife.”