My Mailbox Achievement
“I don’t mean to brag, but. I’ve walked up to a mailbox with letters in one hand, and my cell phone in the other, and didn’t mail my cell phone”
humorous quotes
I Can’t Find The Words To Tell You
“I really thought I was living life to its fullest until I found Wordle.”
This Business Went To The Dogs
“I really thought I was onto something when I started my own cat walking business. It always seemed to go so well for dog walkers.”
Let’s Be Mature About This
“I told my wife the other day. I have chronic immaturity, of which there is no cure. If I can live with it, so can you.”
Did You Hear The One About The Stalker?
“I would never make fun of someone who has been stalked. I’m sure it’s very unnerving and quite scary. However, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be stalked by a comedian who only told really funny jokes? I would still get a restraining order. But I think I would request … Read more
A Smart Reminder
“Sometimes all we can do after we’ve done something dumb is to remind ourselves that we’re actually much smarter than that and simply move on.”