I Can’t Find The Words To Tell You
“I really thought I was living life to its fullest until I found Wordle.”
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What A Great Accomplishment
“Out of all the things I’ve accomplished so far. Accomplishing that one thing that was so hard for me to accomplish was, perhaps, my greatest accomplishment. It filled me with a wonderful sense of accomplishment. Which in itself, was a great accomplishment.”
We Should Accept This Except When We Shouldn’t
“It’s the way that it should be, except when it isn’t. But even then. It may well be as it should be. It can take time to understand and accept this. Except for those circumstances when we probably shouldn’t.”
This Business Went To The Dogs
“I really thought I was onto something when I started my own cat walking business. It always seemed to go so well for dog walkers.”
Can You Believe This?
“I don’t remember how old I was when I stopped believing in conspiracy theories. But I think it was around the time that NASA lied to us about landing on the moon.”
Let’s Be Mature About This
“I told my wife the other day. I have chronic immaturity, of which there is no cure. If I can live with it, so can you.”