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You’re Fired!

December 14, 2017January 3, 2016 by Darryl S. Duke

“Whenever I get frustrated by the lack of service from a waiter or waitress; I always remind myself of these two things. It’s not an easy job. And I’d get fired very quickly if I was a waiter.”

I Should Probably Keep This To Myself

May 19, 2024August 23, 2015 by Darryl S. Duke

“The beach is peaceful to me. Watching and hearing the waves reach the shore makes me feel quite serene. However, when a loud talker stands close to me, blocking my view and won’t shut up, I realize that having serenity isn’t as important as keeping it. I then smile as I also realize that keeping … Read more

Dial A For Anger

February 15, 2024July 5, 2015 by Darryl S. Duke

“Sometimes I can’t help thinking there is this angry old guy out there who can’t wait for every cell tower in the country to stop working. He’s really old, and the closest thing he has to modern technology is a black and white TV with rabbit ears and a rotary dial phone.”

He Said She Said

December 22, 2017April 12, 2015 by Darryl S. Duke

“I write about fears and insecurities on my blog and I’m not afraid to admit I still have some. Fortunately, I know I can overcome my fears and that I’m capable of working through any insecurities I feel. Like the other day for example. The thought popped into my head that I might appear to … Read more

Litter Your Life With Laughter

January 17, 2023February 26, 2015 by Darryl S. Duke

So I went to Walmart today, which is one of my least favorite places to be, but I needed cat litter and it’s cheap there. In case you’re wondering. Yes, I have a cat. Anyway. I see the brand I normally get and spot a box with the word “new” on it, and to my … Read more