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I Can’t Find The Words To Tell You

February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 by Darryl S. Duke

“I really thought I was living life to its fullest until I found Wordle.”

This Business Went To The Dogs

April 15, 2024April 12, 2020 by Darryl S. Duke

“I really thought I was onto something when I started my own cat walking business. It always seemed to go so well for dog walkers.”

Let’s Be Mature About This

May 11, 2019August 12, 2018 by Darryl S. Duke

“I told my wife the other day. I have chronic immaturity, of which there is no cure. If I can live with it, so can you.”

Did You Hear The One About The Stalker?

June 28, 2022June 10, 2018 by Darryl S. Duke

“I would never make fun of someone who has been stalked. I’m sure it’s very unnerving and quite scary. However, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be stalked by a comedian who only told really funny jokes? I would still get a restraining order. But I think I would request … Read more

A Smart Reminder

May 11, 2019May 27, 2018 by Darryl S. Duke

“Sometimes all we can do after we’ve done something dumb is to remind ourselves that we’re actually much smarter than that and simply move on.”

Have You Heard This?

November 22, 2022February 22, 2018 by Darryl S. Duke

“If my name was Peter, I would change it to Paul. I’ve heard too many people say how they rob Peter to pay Paul.”