“I used to be the guy who asked. ‘Where do you want to go next?’ when out late drinking. Now I’m the guy who asks his wife. ‘Are we going home soon?’ when out past nine.”
“I believe that whatever may have created life and the universe must want us to be able to laugh at ourselves. Some of the stuff that’s happened to me over the years can only be explained by a creator with a sense of humor.”
“I find that I’m much happier not being mad at someone or about something, than I am being mad at someone or about something. Now all I have to do is to remember this when I am mad at someone or about something.”
“We all have memories that are good, and some that are not so good. But if we focus on the ones that make us smile, it’s easier to forget the ones that don’t.”
“My belief in a creator of some kind is based on science. Some of the best scientific minds in the world either believe or don’t believe there’s some kind of god. I just sided with the ones that believe.”
