“I wake up early each day and tell myself this is the first day of the rest of my life. If this doesn’t help to cheer me up, I pee, go back to bed, and try again a later.”
“Whenever there is great uncertainty in my life, I know I can overcome the fears I have and that things will be all right. I just don’t like when it takes too long.”
“I used to be the guy who asked. ‘Where do you want to go next?’ when out late drinking. Now I’m the guy who asks his wife. ‘Are we going home soon?’ when out past nine.”
“I believe that whatever may have created life and the universe must want us to be able to laugh at ourselves. Some of the stuff that’s happened to me over the years can only be explained by a creator with a sense of humor.”
